♥ Monday, May 18, 2009
A very good story……
U Will Knw What Is Better When It Comes To Earning Money
A Jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.
The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor
as a test.
"You are employed" he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll
send you the application to fill a, as well as date when you may
The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email".
"I'm sorry", said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that
means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."
The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with
only $10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and
buy a 10Kg tomato crate.
He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two
he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three
and returned home with $60.
The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go
everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or
Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own
fleet of delivery vehicles.
5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the
He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life
He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan.
When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.
The man replied,"I don't have an email."
The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet
have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could
have been if you had an e mail?!!" The man thought for a while and
replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!"
Moral of the story
Internet is not the solution to your life.
If you don't have Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
If you received this message by email,
you are closer to being a office boy/girl,than a
Blogged @ 4:28 AM
They walk among us
I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I Gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor.
She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back, same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail
I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get- one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said 'buy one-get one free.' 'They're already buy-one-get- one-free, ' she said, 'so I guess they're both free'. She Handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.
They Walk Among Us!
One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted, 'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked Up at the sky and said, 'Where'?
They Walk Among Us!
While lookin g at a house, my brother asked the real Estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?' When my brother explained that the sun rises in the East, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, ' Oh I don't keep up with all that stuff.'
They Walk Among Us!!
I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, 'The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.' He responded, 'Is that Eastern or Pacific time?' Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, 'Uh, Pacific.'
They Walk Among Us!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
They Walk Among Us!
My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
They Walk Among Us!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?'
They Walk Among Us!
While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.'
Yep, They Walk Among Us!
They Walk Among Us, and they reproduce and Worst of all ........ THEY VOTE
Blogged @ 4:27 AM
A man goes to the famous Lucas Carton restaurant in Paris with his girlfriend and orders the 1928 Mouton. The waiter returns with a bottle full of wine, pours a small amount in the glass for tasting. The customer picks up the glass, smells the wine, and puts it down on the table with a thud. 'This is not the 1928 Mouton.' The waiter assures him it is, and soon there are another twenty people surrounding the table, including the chef and the manager trying to convince the man that the wine is the 1928 Mouton. Finally someone asks him how he knows that it is not the 1928 Mouton.
'My name is Phillipe de Rothschild, and I make the wine.'
Finally, the original waiter steps forward and admits that he poured the Clerc Milon 1928. 'I could not bear to part with our last bottle of 1928 Mouton. You know Clerc Milon, it is in the same village as Mouton, you pick the grapes at the same time, the same cepage, you crush in the same way,you put them into similar barrels. You bottle at the same time, you even use eggs from the same chickens to fine them. The wines are the same, except for a small matter of geographic location.'
Rothschild beckons the waiter forward, and whispers to him, 'When you return home tonight, ask your girlfriend to remove her underwear. Put one finger in one opening, another finger in the other, then smell both the fingers. You will understand what difference a small distance in geographic location makes.'
Blogged @ 4:26 AM
Been a while since I've updated my blog.
Matt Hardy is an IDIOT.
Jeff Hardy is my Superman.
I haven't watch any anime for two-three weeks.
Neither mangas. I'm not updated.
I sleep for at least 12 hours. Well except if there are pay-per-view events worthy of me being an early bird.
What the heck?
These reasons are not valid.
Well anyways, I'll post some interesting stories forwarded in my mom's e-mail. If you ask me how I'd know, its better for you not to find out. Tee hee.
Blogged @ 4:22 AM
♥ Friday, March 13, 2009
Friday th 13th mess
I was awakened to many things.
I, for once, trapped myself in an illusion. Because of my idiotic actions.
I knew that I will never surpass this person, for I blinded myself with something I was warned of.
I am incapable of giving trust to people. Even I don't trust some of my friends.
I am in the brink of bankruptcy. Correct me, our family is.
I wondered when will the war between me and my brother have a ceasefire.
I want to know what really is happening in my surroundings. I hate it when I woke up in the morning, totally clueless of what's happening.
I knew that someone in the past will come to haunt not only me, but also those people who took his/her place.
I want to have a limitation, but there are factors that forbid me to do so.
And lastly, I knew that I don't deserve, will not see and will not receive the warm smile that he shows off to others. I'm jealous.
Blogged @ 5:15 AM
♥ Monday, March 9, 2009
Oh, Just something Random
Strange but true. I always do different hobbies of mine whenever I'm stressed out... or gonna be stressed out. Yes, today and later are evidences. See? I'm blogging and doing plurk right now. Well now, I see myself the results of my procrastination. Haha.
First, what to do? Oh yeah, I have to do the frequency of errors of 3 sections from Manila High School. I volunteered to do it just so we can practice our Noli me Tangere play in our Technical Writing subject. Man, 3 sections, and not to mention that they... Uhm well, how to put this. Their marks weren't much satisactory. Oh well, good thing there's Excel to help me. This, I plan to do last.
Oh wait. I forgot I have to repeat my report in journalism. if I just haven't forgotten about saving the powerpoint presentation in my USB. But, in looking it a different way, I just saved my laptop form the deadly virus of the journ computer. I guess I'll be depending on hand outs tomorrow.
Speaking of journ, I haven't submitted my articles. Apologies to our copyreader and editro-in-chief. I'll send the files later on. If, I can revive from the toxicity of this day.
What to do? Oh there's the Adbio assignment and the--- *gets distracted from random fan fictions. Gets flustered suddenly.
Dammit!! Doesn't the population of ths creepy authors ever stop? I'm doing my death list again. Seriously, stop making such idiotic stories. You're just scaring readers.
Because of that, I'll have to say bye. Another hobby of mine has attracted me. Well, I'm going to start off my responsibilities at 8:30. See you then!
Blogged @ 4:18 AM
♥ Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Well, it is true. I think I owe some people apology because of my past actions. I guess I have been a recluse, which turned out to be a cause of my misery. Yes, I endured the consequences I have done and they were really painful. I hope that today was the end of JUDGMENT DAY. But there is a part of me saying that this will not end that easily.
First of all, I want to say sorry to PKMNph forumers for neglecting the site. I was busy with PLURK and schoolwork. I haven't done the job of being a spy for Kuya Gino's fan club. Well, to satokasu565 (or known as belay or ara), I'm really sorry if I haven't done much. And also, Im' not posting that much now. I'm really sorry.
I also want apologize to Mrs. Torres for disobeying a school order. I brought my tarot cards to school which was stricly forbidden. And ironic to that, she got me using it in her own office. I know I have deifed school authorities, but I do respect our administration. I do respect democracy. I know what I did was wrong, and I promise that I will never do it again. I promise.
And to the bloggers that keep on nagging me about their links, I'm really sorry for ignoring your requests. Do not worry, I'll be updating them now. It's just that I almost put my life in school so I haven't had the chance to really do blogging. Sorry...
Then I want to dedicate this paragraph to a friend of mine. I'll keep this person's name confidential for the sake of protection. I knew that from the start, I was the one who was wrong. Yet, I always say to myself that he/she made the mistake. i'm really sorry. And here I am, finding myself in pity. I'm really sorry. But even though we have this developed friendship, I still regret the mistake that almost made a barricade between us. Note: No one really knows that I have a problem with this person except for me. The concerned person doesn't really know.
And lastly, I want to say sorry to III-Mendel. I always thought that I am a total recluse, and also I blamed some of you, but I was the one with the incapability of opening myself up.
I wish for REPENTANCE. But i'll not demand people to forgive me. It's up to them if they will accept what I have done wrong. I'll promise myself to change. And that change is for the good.
Blogged @ 3:59 AM